so, you’re saying there won’t be a maitre d’?

We’re getting a fitness center at work. As a result, if you want to use the equipment (not bad for a fee of zero), you have to sign a waiver indicating that you’ve read over the rules and regulations of the gym. Pretty standard stuff, right? Well, it was until this caught my eye:

9. Food and Alcoholic Beverages Prohibited: Food and alcohol beverages shall not be brought to the facility for consumption on the premises. No food or drink, except water and sport drinks, are allowed in the workout room or the locker rooms.

(Emphasis added.)

Well, I’m not sure about you, but I prefer to slug back a couple bottles of Beefeater while I burn that fat.

In all seriousness, notice that the emphasis concludes that the landlords have no problem with you doing this sort of attempted suicide/stupidity/drunken antics/John Belushi behavior on your own time and property?

You kill yourself on your time, pal.

I can only hope completely understand that these kind of legalese decisions were not what held up the fitness center from opening for over two years.

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