self-explanatory.

shrek’s a whore. a dirty, dirty whore. confirmation provided by flickr user indiekidd73.

mid-afternoon roundup: 6.12.2007

 

Phillies soon to be losers for the 10,000th time. [Bats]
DC Councilwoman robbed at gas station. In her own ward. [NBC4]
Gay Bomb > Soy Bomb? I think not! [Wonkette]
Oh, that Obama. With his stylish minimalism, it’s only a matter of time. [WSJ, h/t to Wonkette]
Perry Farrell, pretentious bastard? Duh. [The DCeiver]
Give us this day, our daily literature: Rebecca [...]

bob barker, as you’ve never seen him.

Full disclosure: I subscribe to Esquire.
(Now that I’ve lost all legitimate claims to elite literacy, let’s move on.)
As part of this subscription, Esquire sends me an email every month or so to plug their website. It’s not a particularly good website. In fact, there’s nothing on the site itself that isn’t in the print version. [...]